June 7th I wrote that I had just over forty-six hundred miles on Tasia. Walking out to her just a moment ago to double check the exact miliage I read fifty-nine hundred forty. One thousand three hundred in just five short days of riding. Allow me to describe my adventure(s).
The journey started Thursday morning. 231 miles of cool air, light breeze, and much more enjoyable scenery than I-5 or CA-99. The trip went by pretty quickly. Three and one-half hours later and I was looking at the pebbled beaches of Montana De Oro. My friends left much later than planned. It was more than ok. I found a campsite and just relaxed. Soaking in the fresh air and letting the salt to absorb inside my lungs!
Once my friends arrived the fun and joking started almost immediately. I was sitting on the bench to an open campsite.
“I won’t camp at this site. I don’t like it.” Started Kelsey. First words out of her mouth as she rolled down her window.
“Uhh, ok. Whatever, its just a camping spot. There are others farther down the road, maybe with more shade.” I retort a little peeved. “As long as there is enough a flat enough space for the tent, I don’t care. Whatever.”
I jump onto the back of Daniel’s Tacoma and we explore further down for a more suitable campsite. Kelsey gets outs of her car, I don’t remember why. I think to give me a hug or something. I just remember she never received one because her car was driving away. Zach had hopped the center console into the driver seat and was taking off down the gravel roadways. I was already laughing. I knew what was going on. Kelsey was standing, dazed, a little shocked. It was taking a moment to click. Her Jeep wasn’t being stolen, but it was. I ran down the road, in my boots, as fast as my heavy feeet would carry me. Zach didn’t stop. I was laughing, panting for breath. Seeing Daniel coming back I decided it’d be best to lie down in the road and play dead. Until he started speeding up.
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We finally got all the vehicles to the newly chosen campsite. Not more than five minutes out Zach and I were already going back and forth laughing hysterically at the “thats what she said” remarks. Not to mention that it quickly developed to where we no longer had to even say it. Twenty minutes into it and we’d just look at each other, proclaim he or she and start busting up together. It was great. Only T.J. knew what we were laughing about and later on Jared caught on. Kelsey and Daniel were just in the dark. *sighs* It was great. These jokes didn’t die out until we all had parted ways. It still hasn’t died. Oh well!
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After getting the tents set up we immediately drove up the road a mile or two and went to the main Montana De Oro inlet. The beach is made of millions of smooth stones, rocks, pebbles, and the like. All shaps and all sizes. All smooth from years of wear from waves. It is amazing. We didn’t spend more than an hour on the rock looking at the water, waves, and sea otters. The rest wanted to go for a hike, however I didn’t feel like one at the moment. I inquired around to see who wanted to go for a joy ride. Zach wanted to go. Him and I headed back to gear up for a fun little ride around some twisties the area had to offer.
Coming into the campground area there is a sign:

With a smaller rectangle sign under it saying “Next 4 Miles.” So coming in or going out of the campground I get to hit up five miles of twisties. Not more than three miles outside of the campground twisties I found a side road that had about five miles of some very clean and fun twisties. Zach and I enjoyed them. The next day Carmel and I also enjoyed them. I didn’t have time for me to take more people around on Tasia.
The next day we went on a nice long hike around the coastal regions of Montana De Oro. Here is the aftermath!
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Following the hike was Kayaks and a stroll on a basically secluded beach. I’m still a kid. We all were trying to think of something fun to do with the Kayaks. Daniel and I played a short lived game of chicken. We both won… or actually, due to the whip-lash we both received I guess we both lost. This was followed by my bright idea to play a rousing game of Cops & Robbers. Jared and Jonathan shared a Kayak that was blue so I naturally volunteered them to be the cops. Since these two could not cooridinate well and could not keep up I allowed them to tag me and then we slowly just caught every robber one at a time, excluding T.J. He was able to allude us. I’ll just excuse myself from this lapse because I was tired… pitiful excuse, I know.
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Since Daniel and I were too tired to continue the pursuit we allowed the felon, T.J., to escape while we made our way to the shore. We walked around the dunes, but not before I put on my ninja suit and made a total fool of myself, as always. And as expected. I was goofing around in the sand doing my flips and what not. Well, it ended foul when I caught a handful of sand and aimed it right into my eye. Not fun. Thankfully the ocean was only twenty yards away. I was able to clean my face off. I love ninja suits!
The trip was not over! Oh, no! Not only had we watched a movie both nights in the tent, we also roasted marshmellows and made s’mores! It was great. Grahm crackers, Hershey chocolate bars, and melted sugar… err, I mean marshmellows. How can you go wrong with that? I proclaim that you cannot!
The next day was indecisive. Not just for myself. Do I drive home now? Do I just go to Carmichael and enjoy my Sunday without anything to do? Do I go to Bakersfield? I decided to go for a surprise visit to Bakersfield. See my dad’s bike. Get a day of rest. Maybe go for a couple bike rides. Possibly see a couple friends. The next decision was what to do with the rest of our Saturday. Some wanted to travel up CA-46 and visit Hearst Castle. Daniel had already been to it once and none of us wanted to pay the entrance free. I have a friend that works there, but was unable to reach her.
Splash. Splash was a renowned seafood eatery in 21 miles away in Pismo Beach. Renowned for “the best clam chowder in the world” or some crap like that. It was only six dollars for a chowder bread bowl. I love eating my clam chowder in a bread bowl. Six dollars is also a very good price for this. Basically, you’d have to try it for yourself, but in my opinion and everyone I ate with, it is the best clam chowder I’ve ever had. I’d gladly make a trip from Bakersfield to Pismo with a cute girl or with a group of friends just to get a bowl. It is that good.
Later that night I had no plans and decided to contact a few friends. The first one to respond was my buddy Dana. She is a cute little girl that I’ve known since Freshman year of high school. I graduated with her older sister, but have always been in contact with both. She had asked me to take her for a ride next time I was around. She had never been a bike, but was extremely excited to get to ride one. I took her out for a quick spin around most of Bakersfield. We only rode for about forty miles when I was taking her home. She continually told me things at the stops (since its hard to hear when we are riding):
“Just so you know, I really like it when you go fast.”
“It is so scary when you go between cars. Do it more!”
“Lets drive to the beach!”
“You better not be taking me home.” She yelled at me at a red light near her home. I just grinned and decided to take another route. By time I dropped her off we had put around ninety miles on Tasia. Going from the fart South end of Bakersfield and ending up at Lerdo Highway. One point we hit 120MPH and she was egging me on to go faster. Later on, during the latter half, we peaked at 131MPH. She later responded with, “Maybe next time we go out we can hit a hundred and fifty!” I just kind of grinned and nodded. “Yeah, right.” Is what I was thinking. We ended up text back and forth for an hour or two afterwards and I ended up agreeing to take her on some real roads in the morning after church.
Sunday morning I washed up, cleaned my clothes, went to church, and picked her up again. We put on over one hundred miles carving through twisties north of Bakersfield up near Glenville and Woody. It was awesome. Even having a passenger on the back I hardly felt any different carving around the curves. It was a blast and I can’t wait until the next time I can take a passenger around through the swervy roads. It is exciting. It was exhilerating. It is something I crave to do again; and soon.
For that hundred or so miles I decided not to wear my riding jacket. It was too hot. Instead I wore a t-shirt. If I had a camera I’d show you my hilarious tan. I still wore my leather riding gloves so I have a tan line that stops three to four inches out from my hand and ends at my shirt sleeve. It is quite humorous.
295 miles later I was home in Carmichael. At my Aunt Peggy’s humble abode. She has the most comfortable bed in that spare bedroom I’ve ever had the privilage to sleep on. It is amazingly comfortable. She told me it was a great bed… I underestimated. It was nothing short of amazing. I slept great. I melted into it and didn’t wake until it was the proper time for me to wake. That is my journey. There is more to it. More to the rides. More to the trip back home to Carmichael. There is much more about my Aunts amazing home. Maybe some other time. Maybe you will honor me with a visit sometime.